Tag Archives: fail
I flicked the beetle off my neck, and it fell down the front of my shirt. When I flicked it out of my cleavage, it landed in the whipped cream on top of my waffle. Continue reading
Via Shakesville comes this piece of fat-hating dreck from Reuters: Modern Etiquette: Do the obese really deserve contempt? I’d like to preface what I’m about to write with the following: There’s a reason I don’t get paid for writing, and that my … Continue reading
Just some are more expensive than others.
I’ve been having ongoing troubles getting my voice working. Before the round of antibiotics I sounded like this guy: I’m quite a bit better now, but the fail still sneaks in from time to time.
This is the inaugural post in my “Douchebag Alert” series, in which a (generally) public figure says or does something douchey, and I take (generally) him to task. In my opinion, anything pertaining to douche makes for an excellent feminist … Continue reading